Tuesday, October 21, 2008

A Lazy Bastard Reviews...

Dead Space!

Didn't finish it, don't suspect I will. Oh, that's not to say that I didn't love it. I just prefer not waking up in a cold fucking sweat at 3 AM with the sudden urge to dismember my office chair. Plus, I got a bit sidetracked by...

Mother 3!
Courtesy of your friends and mine at the brilliant Mother 3 Fan Translation effort, this is just about as beautiful a game as I had hoped it to be. Beautiful enough to supplant EarthBound as the chief administrator of the childlike regions of my stupid, stupid brain. But not even Mother 3 could hold my attention when I could be playing...

Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia!
It is what it is. It's not revolutionary, nor does it bandy about hand-in-hand with that damnable buzzword, "Innovation". It's simply Castlevania -- or its modern, Metroid-esque incarnation, anyway -- and it's very good at what it does. But there's a lot of 2D in my house as of late, and when my aging and rapidly deteriorating eyes begin to squint after the sprite-based glory of my portable companion, I can always count on...

Warioland: Shake It!(!)
The night I got this game, I was in a fucking car accident. I played through the first two levels while I was on the phone with my insurance company, and managed to drop the phone twice 'cos I was busy shaking the goddamned Wii Remote. Waggling is wearing a little thin, but hell, if it can ease the pain of watching the entire front end of your car torn off while you're still inside of it, that's gotta count for something.

Tomorrow's Far Cry 2, with Fallout 3 and the beleagured LittleBigPlanet bringing up next week. It's seasons like this one that make me grateful for steady employment.

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