Two weeks ago:
Ashley: God, I need to buy his gifts. And yours!me: Nein! No gifts for me.
Ashley: Yes!
me: Nein! I hate everything. I hate things. I mean, I don't, but pretend I do as to dodge the possibility of you getting me a present.
Ashley: But it's your birthday too.
me: Hey, wait, here's an idea. You and Anthony pose for a picture wearing the most gentile, suburban clothing possible -- like, sweaters and shit -- in that standard portrait pose, where you're both looking away from the camera and smiling all big and shit.
me: And email that to me. That'd be an awesome present.
me: Gift me your embarassment!
Ashley: Anthony is down with that.
me: Wait, what?
Ashley: We're totally going to do it. Anthony is excited.
me: Seriously? You have to wear really gaudy clothes, though. Christmas sweaters, if at all possible.
Later that day:
Ashley: We're going to get like, real pictures taken. Like at a studio.
me: ... You're fucking shitting me.
December 18, 2008:
That's right -- Anthony Burch and Ashley Davis, of the internet. Maybe the holidays aren't so bad.
7 comments:
Oh, dear god...
I...I don't know what to...words fail me at the sight of...
THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
I...I just....I....
AAAAAAAAAAAHHH! MY EYES!
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING THAT HAS EVER BEEN CREATED!
And on the 12th day of Christmas, the Internet gave to me ... WTF is this!!?
I LOVE ANTHONY'S SWEATER. I am not even joking. ARE THOSE BISONS? I am a little bit in LOVE right now. I want to add such a sweater to my collection of animal-including sweaters, along with my bear sweater. Then I need a reindeer one for it to be complete.
http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/user/1/16289-88887-IMG0371JPG-468x.jpg
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Oh my god, that was the most amazing thing I have ever seen!
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